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-*Tengo un gato en mis pantelones*-
(I love this poem!!!)
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl,
I did What I was told,
I went to school,
I got straight A's,
I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go,
But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun,
He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny,
Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy,
That I love him very much;
And please tell Chris; my boyfriend;
That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister;
That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother;
I'll by waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends;
That they always were the best; Mommy,
I'm not the first,
I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers;
I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this,
And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others,
Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors;
I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor,
Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying,
With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember,
I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack,
Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy,
On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married,
I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress,
Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now,
The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Chris,
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have,
I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all
I wanted to say is,
"Mommy, I love you."
*pIcS n ArTiClEs PaGe*
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-Ben sucks!-
-I am not grounded anymore-
-Pretty soon I get my license-
-I am neat-
-Ashleigh is pretty cool-
-I rawk...is that really news-
-Ashleigh is a homophobe-
-I'm a phsycho bitch-
-I'm a whore...?-
-I'm also stupid-
-Flipping off people is fun!-
-I also suck-
-I talk in my sleep as well.-
-And last but not least I am a prep-
-Oh yes and I know how to do the hustle-
**What else**
-How can anyone fall doing the hustle?-
-Why do our lunch tables look like penis'?-
-Why aren't little kids afraid of a big purple dinosaur?-
-Why do the Librarians hate me?-
-Who would give me a license??-
-Why can't I just be a guy all week...?-
-Did you just flip that dog off?-
-Why is he such a wiener?-
-Why is Steve such a loser?-
-Why is Ashleigh so awesome?-
-Do twins have the same size penis?-
-Can anyone do a cockpush up?-
-Why are people constantly calling me a whore?-
-Is it possible to wake up with a MB everyday?-
-Why are black guys so hot?-
**What else**
<>*Insiders*<>
-Other door-
-Honk goes the horn...up goes the finger-
-It's scary when workers at Taco Bell open the door for you-
-You make me wet-
-He was pissed(finger)-
-EXTREME-
-Divits-
-The Amish are coming the Amish are coming-
-Golf Course(peeing)-
-Elevator Shafts(peeing)-
-I like your cat-
-You didn't roll an EIGHT... one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... DAMN-
-ELEPHANT SEALS-
-Drunken Fathers-
-Come and play with Tiffanee-
-Tiffanee whiped her face on the crack towel-
-I found a stuff-
-Where are you?-
-Whoa it's a door-
**So Many More**
August~
2nd- Tiffanee leaves
3rd- Corn Roast
3rd-9th- Fair
School stars whenever
**Full Name**
Eryn Michele Link
**Nicknames**
Ernie, Linky*
**Birthday**
November 23, 1987*
**Birth Place**
Angola, Indiana*
**Age**
15*
**Sign**
Sagitarius*
**Parents**
Mark and Sharon Link*
**Siblings**
3; Gregg, Adrienne, and Mike*
**Height**
5'8*
**Hair Color**
Blondish, I guess?*
**Eye Color**
Blue...*
**Pets**
Sherbert(Hershy{dog}), Mr. Bigglesworth, and K.C.(cats...)*
**School**
CHS*
**Grade**
Sophomore!*
**Fave. Sport**
Soccer, does that make me hot?(by my standards lol!)*
**Fave. Color**
Black...*
**Fave. Drink**
Green Apple Twist*
**Fave. Song**
This is for the Weed Heads*
**Fave. Band**
Three 6 Mafia!!!!!(fosho)
-9th graders
*Coolest Gal*-Ashley
*Coolest Guy*-Cody
*Prettiest Gal*-idk
*Cutest Guy*-CORWIN! haha
*Biggest Bitch*-Amanda?
*Biggest Dickyhead*-Ohhhhh whoooa whooa soooo-oaaa many!
-10th graders
*Coolest Gal*-Honay
*Coolest Guy*-Steve
*Prettiest Gal*-Ashleigh
*Cutest Guy*-idk
*Biggest Bitch*-the lesbians! oh Honay! lol
*Biggest Dickyhead*-there is a few
-11th graders
*Coolest Gal*-Christine
*Coolest Guy*-Jeff now!
*Prettiest Gal*-Erin
*Cutest Guy*-ehhh?
*Biggest Bitch*-none
*Biggest Dickyhead*-Eric
-12th graders
*Coolest Gal*-Bethy
*Coolest Guy*-Brett
*Prettiest Gal*-Courtney
*Cutest Guy*-Cody
*Biggest Bitch*-hmmmm Jessica
*Biggest Dickyhead*-pyscho kid who threatened my vicky
-Coolest Person from Cali-
*Tiffanee
-Coolest People from Fort Wayne
*Ryan
*Kelly
*Tyler
-Coolest People from Angola
*Robin
*Blake is cool...and hot!
-Coolest Person from Utah?
*CC...even though she hates me!
-Coolest Person from Massechussets
*Molly...we don't talk much anymore I miss U move back!!!!!!!
-Coolest Person from Pennsylvania
*Ryan
-Coolest Person from Ohio
*Joel
-Coolest People from Texas
*GARFORD HAHAHA
*Grandma!
-Coolest Person from Reading
*Brian
-Biggest Looooooozer from Reading
*Nadia hahhahahahhahha
-Coolest Person from Hillsadale
*Brian
*Greg(hot-T)
-Coolest Person from Bronson
*Jerri
-Coolest People from Quincy
*Gari-BOo
*Joe
-Coolest Canadian
*Steve brother... just because he is hot!
-Coolest Home Schooled People
*Sarah
*my bestest in the whole wide world*-Tiffanee******* AREN'T YOU JUST SPECIAL?
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*my second bestest friend*-Ashleigh
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*my third bestest friend*-Honay
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*my fourth bestest friend*-Tasha
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*people who I can forget*-Amy and Irene!
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-->My Fave. Girlies<--
*Honay
*Ashleigh
*Tiffanee
-->My Fave. Guys<--
*Jordan
*Patrick
*Matt
*Brian
*Adam
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*wierdest*-fatass
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*biggest ballz*-not ben
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*funniest*-tiphonie whoooa whoopdee opdoooowhoa whoooooooo whoooo
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*bitchyest*-me but you all love me
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*best damn driver*-hahahhahah i think we know who that is honay
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*most class*-tiffanee
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*laugh the most with*-tiffanee cuz im always with her
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*miss the most*-funny ashley, kinderhook ashleigh, and neat ashli! hehe
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*known me the longest*-my mother.... poor poor her!
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*pisses me off*-ben he is a homo and im going to run over his skinny little ass!
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*hornyest*-me-yeeee-yeeee-eeeEEEEE
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*slutiest*- tiffanee isssssss a slu-ooooo-ut
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*stupidest*-tiffanee is alllllsssoOOOoO WHOA dumb!
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*best dressed*-me and my poked dot shirt
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*worst dressed*-Alishit
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*tallest*-someone
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*shortest*-Alishit!!!!hahaha
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*most annoying*-nate i love him for no reason!
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*quietest*-Jennie
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*best runner*-Ashley 'the beast' Baker NICE HORN BITCH! hehe
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*my sexy bitch*-Amber...ALWAYS!
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*biggest pothead*-I CANT REMEMBER!
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*prettiest eyes(gal)*-mine cuz i think they are neat when they are dialated
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*prettiest eyes(guy)*-tiffanees cuz they are neat when they are dialated
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*wierdest eyes*-Nate
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*hottest*-me myself and i
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*prettiest*-ms kitty
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*prettiest hair*-MEEEEEEEE
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*nastiest hair*-alicias cuz she doesn't take a shower
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*sounds hottest on the phone*-Ben but i hate him
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*sounds like a girl on the phone*-Corey
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*sounds manly on the phone*-My Mom and prolly Me[I've been told I don't though!!!!]
**Tiffanee-
hola we are evil... and get in too much trouble to get but we rock!!!!!!!!!
**The Gonz-
i miss you like whoa!
**Jessica-
I'm dumening ahhhhhh!
**Ben-
we had good times... but i ahte you! go die biatch!
**Sarah-
I hate you! You are a nasty whore, and you have a mullet.!!!!
**Adam-
fatass you are so hot! and i love you!
**Honay-
give me my clothes back! i know you had them the whole time! haha
**Cortney-
i miss you cortney you are so neat....!!!!!! i type much faster than you cuz i am cooler than you hehehe!
**Brian-
I miss you come back and visit me!!!!!!!! hehehe don't date any nasty people over there ok? hahaha I'm just lookin out for you! lol
Well I'm too lazy to finish these right now so I will do it later alrighty!
-->those are my shout outz butt if you want one jes leave a note in my *G*book and I'll getcha one!<--
*Word*-AHOLE
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*Saying*-"you are my same height, that is neat"
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*Song*-riight thurr
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*Band*-mest... for now
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*CD*-Tragic Kingdom...ALWAYS!
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*Gurl*-tiffanee she gets me in so much trouble and it is not neat but i love her!
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*Guy*-nate he is such a sweet heart
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*Bitch*-the one with the mullet!
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*Ass*-Ben
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*Thing That Happened*-ben left us in town cuz he is a bitch
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*Event*-jake comes tomorrow
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*Poem*-
-Die For Love-
I sit in the park where I dwell
For this boy I love so well
He took my heart away from me
Now he wants to set me free
I see a girl on his lap
He says things to her he never said to me
I ran home to cry on my bed
Not a word to mother was said
Father came home late that night
He looked at me from left to right
He saw me hanging from a rope
He took his knife to cut me down
And on my dress a note was found:
Dig my grave Dig it deep
Dig my grave From head to feet
And on the top place a dove
And remember this, I died for love….~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Thing Ta Do*-P*A*R*T Y because I wanna!!!!
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*Weekly Funny*- "Mom... we were not drinking!"
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*Gurl News*- I ROCK
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*Guy News*-JAKE LOOKS LIKE TIFFANEE
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*News*-im not grounded
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*Newest Friend*-Topher
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*Advice*-"Don't judge *mwuah* unless you know me"...Alysa Decaire,Jessica Reagle and OOmpaloompa Girl...if ya know me hate me as you please
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*Lyrics*-
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*Songs I can relate to at the moment*-Jaded(these years) by Mest
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*Couple*-I don't and don't care
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*Should be a Couple*-*U* n whoever you like!
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*Break-up*-Prolly a ton!
¤Vicki and Gregg¤
¤Bridgette and Dj¤
¤Victoria and James¤
¤Jerri and Brayton¤
¤Tyler and Hope¤
¤Bee and Jayson¤
¤Jennie and Tom¤
¤Greg and Lacey¤
¤Ben and Jessica¤
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-if I missed ya leave me a mess. and I will be sure ta get ya on here-
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-I hid the car from Travis
-When everyone thought I was going to die
-Seeing Shane puke it was gross butt he hadn't puked in 4 years and I witnessed it cuz I am awesome like that
-When I rolled Vickis car down the hill
-All the drunken nights...HEHE
-The shaving cream
-Semi's
-Fireworks
-Tubing at 6 in the morning
-Me falling off the boat
-The flags
-My dad coming to get Ashleigh and I
-Homecoming...it was neat, on account of Ashleigh and I were drunk!lol
-Smoking the grass and pine needles...LOL
-haha King of the Raft
-Peanut Butter(by far the best)
-When you get gas...SCIENCE!!!!!
-Ashleigh falling down the hill
-Credit Card
-Fergo's class/house!
-New Years Eve
-Meijers
-Bottle Return!
-Running out of gas-
-911(My brother)
-Steal dildos
-Amish...enough said
-Butt chins
-Me/ my otherself Micheal...lol
-Bubbles
-Closets!!!
-ick the pine cones!!
-I puked on Ashleighs bed
-The car following us!/Tiffanees last night! TEAR!
-Sneaking out
-Getting CAUGHT
-Golfing!
-Me hitting Alishit
-Driving backwards around the island-
-Alishit
-Dustin brushing my hair
-MARY!
-Trying to run over KIDS!
-Maureen... stupid bitch!
-Amishville
-The hot guys in the Camero
-Nicole walking in Nates and seeing Dustin pickin out the seeds
-Having to get towed, and then having Nate and Dustin taking pics of me while they were towing me!
-TacoBell, why can't you just leave TacoBell alone!?-
****and so many more!****
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